Dear Barscene, I'm afraid our relationship has reached it's inevitable conclusion. Please don't take it personally. You had your moments and at times our encounters were worthwhile. However, I'm realizing now, after all of these years that I clearly loved you much more than you loved me. While, I know that I may occasionally think about you in the future, I am sure that you will quickly forget about me. I want to thank you for the evenings and late nights that you spent with me when I had nowhere else to turn. The buzz I had when we were together was quite intoxicating. There were some great impetuous romps that were usually fun and always interesting. In the long run, however, those good times were not worth all of the time and money I spent on you. I've finally concluded that I'd rather be lonely at home, than lonely in a room full of people. Thanks for the memories. Thanks for your time. Now please leave me the fuck alone. Sincerely, Ben L. Costa